For fu3k's sake.  The last thing I intended was to refuel whingers.
Sorry to the rest of those on the list.

Can anyone else picture this sort of arguement happening at primary
school?  A bunch of 5 year olds getting quite cross cause 'someone called
me names', 'I don't like the way he does that','wah, now he's pulling my
hair'.
It's a joke.